"you were named after two of the bravest men i ever knew, sonic mario potter"
i love this blooper
and we all feel a simultaneous punch to the gut.
I MLAUGHING BECAUSE OF HER PONY TAIL
IT JUST POPS UP WHAT THE HECK
real footage of a penis becoming erect and then ejaculating it is real
as a male i can confirm this
my favorite people are the ones that can make any unfunny joke hilarious by just laughing
a facebook picture of a screenshot of tumblr of a tweet that was originally a tumblr postWhich is now back on tumblr
Can we talk about how unbelievably adorable Winnie the Pooh is? I mean look at him all snuggled up under his blanket for safety!
Why has he got rifle?
to keep away the heffalumps and woozles you moron
When I hear the screams of the crowd, I think it’s because I must look stunning. Then I notice something is rising up around me. Smoke. From fire. Not the flickery stuff I wore last year in the chariot, but something much more real that devours my dress. I begin to panic as the smoke thickens. Charred bits of black silk swirl in the air, and pearls clatter to the stage. Somehow I’m not afraid to stop because my flesh doesn’t seem to be burning and I know Cinna must be behind whatever is happening. So I keep spinning and spinning. For a split second I’m gasping, completely engulfed in the strange flames. Then all at once, the fire is gone. I slowly come to a stop, wondering if I’m naked and why Cinna has arranged to burn away my wedding dress. But I’m not naked. I’m in a dress of the exact same design of my wedding dress, only it’s the color of coal and made of tiny feathers. Wonderingly, I lift my long, flowing sleeves into the air, and that’s when I see myself on the television screen. Clothed in black except for the white patches on my sleeves. Or should I say my wings. Because Cinna has turned me into a mockingjay.